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Label on a bicycle:
"CAUTION: This product moves when used."
:confused: :o :cry:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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VCCA members have access to a list of over 50 Technical Advisors who can help you with your car. It's worth the price of membership! While you can get a lot of information for free in this forum, sometimes the info that you REALLY need is only available from the right person. This is what "The World's Best Chevrolet Club" is all about!
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"What ever happened to Preparation A thru G?"
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Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
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"The only time you have too much fuel, is when you are on fire"
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"When your plane runs out of fuel, Don`t worry, you`ll still be able to reach the scene of the crash"
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Are you finished? No......I'm Swedish!  :) :grin:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
-G. K. Chesterton
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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Backyard Mechanic
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Hillary's campaign claims she misspoke when she claimed she landed under gunfire during her trip to Bosnia. Turns out it was on a trip to Los Angeles.
David
Sunbird advice: When the temperature outside is lower than your age, it is time to head south.
Hubris is as hubris does!
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My previous post should have cited Jay Leno as source.
David
Sunbird advice: When the temperature outside is lower than your age, it is time to head south.
Hubris is as hubris does!
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"Any ship can be a minesweeper------ONCE!"
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The boss is on vacation so "massages" should be given to his secretary while he is gone. :o  
The Mangy Old Mutt
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"Take a message--I need a massage"
"Weather forcasts are horoscopes with numbers"
Last edited by n2chev; 03/27/08 06:35 PM.
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"Whoever said, The pen is mightier than the sword, apparently never encountered automatic weapons"
Gen Douglas McArthur
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I've learned that age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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"I went on a picnic=-had a seven course meal-a hot dog and a six pack"
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“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”
Will Rogers
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I'll have to say what the heck? did anyone think a Mangy old Mutt, or any of us here use only our original material...Who do you think we are carbon copies of Milton Berle or David letterman? I am glad to see one liners from any good source.
Did you hear the one about the old Lady in the nurseing home that.....OOps I done forgot! Well, here's an original: "It's a sin not to do what you can"!
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"I just found out how to prevent sagging--just eat till the wrinkles fill out"
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Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. :o :grin:
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"Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?" :o  Well figure this: We don't bomb anyone, and STILL need new bombers!
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"It is generally inadviseable to eject over the area you just bombed"
U.S. Air Force manual
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"After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed." :o :cry:  A bit like that old adage: "Why is it you find what you are looking for in the last place you look?"... (Maybe you stopped looking when you found it?)
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"Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles." :o That explains a lot...
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"Is it true that you really never learn to swear until you learn to drive???"
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