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"People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first."  :) :grin:
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That's likely pretty true..... Here's one of his: " Old boys have their playthings as well as young ones; the difference is only in the price. " Benjamin Franklin  
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"Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example." :) :grin:
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I saw a pirate with a steering wheel hanging out of his zipper. I asked him, doesn't that bother you? He said..."Yarrr, it's drivin me nuts..." 
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"Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone." :o :)
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" If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. "
Johnny Carson
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" Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. "
So says Bill Cosby.
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"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck." :o :cry: 
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:confused: :confused: :confused: "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." :grin: 
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"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." :o  
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" Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. She drinks right out of the bottle! "
Henny Youngman
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"After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed." :o :cry: 
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Always fun to have "Murphy" drop by with one of his witicisms.....  
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"Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted."
:o :/ :whistle:
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(.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y )
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"If he were any more stupid, he would have to be watered twice a week." :o :grin:
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" A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. "
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"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers." :o :grin:
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"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on." Samuel Goldwyn :confused: :confused: 
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"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver." :) :grin:
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Headline from the November 18 Hartford Courant:
" Alcohol ads promote drinking "
( Duh !?!?! )
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"A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip." :o :confused:
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"It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation." :o
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