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"That and a nickle will get you a ride on the Staten Island Ferry".
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Current rides;
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2000 Blazer LT
2005 Malibu Maxx
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"You can't take it with ya!" :eek: :( :( :(
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"Since I gave up hope I feel much better"
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Oil Can Mechanic
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"Honest! It just came of in my hand" kipper 
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Oil Can Mechanic
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"About as much use as half a pair of scissors" Kipper
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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KS, "Honest! It just came of in my hand" Your funny is missing an 'f' ??? As in "off." ??? Otherwise I guess it's anybody's guess as to what your "one-liner" is supposed to be.
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...and the best one liner of all times.
Take my wife, ...please!
Henny Youngman; on the Ed Sullivan Show 1950's
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Current rides;
1968 Camaro rs/SS 350 4spd
2000 Blazer LT
2005 Malibu Maxx
2007 Acura TDX
Last total restoration;
1932 Sport Coupe
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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Oil Can Mechanic
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I went to the store, got a quart of milk for my wife. Wasn't a bad trade, was it?
Took my wife to one of those wife swaping parties. I went home with a "57" Bel Air.
Henny Youngman lives.
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How about the old classic of:
"Found On Road Dead" for the F0rd guys.
Wonder what 'MOPAR' could be made into???
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Backyard Mechanic
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My Best friend ran off with my wife. I sure miss him.
MOPAR mostly old parts and repairs.
Plymouth please leave your money out under the hood
John
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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Somebody said.....
First On Race Day.
Possibly in a different forum.
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Back to one-liners.....
Never up, never in.
(Editor's Note: Presumably that's advice from the "How to Putt" chapter in the "Book of Golf.")
Bill.
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Henry's motors are "Dagenham Dustbins" here in the UK. Dagenham WAS the site of the main UK factory. "Dagenham Garbage Can" just don't sound right! Kipper
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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My favorite..... "Lead, follow or get out of the way."  -Bob
-BowTie Bob
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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Backyard Mechanic
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A famous executive was asked by a politician if he could borrow his corp. jet?
The executive responded without a pause.
If it flys, floats or f---s, I rent it!!
True story!
JOHN GILL
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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
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"Don't throw the baby out with the dirty water"
Oh Oh, my "Preview Post" doesn't work.
But now my "Spell Check" does.
I think I'm a fairly wise person because I'm smart enough to realise I'm not too bright.
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