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Joined: Jan 2009
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Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 935 Likes: 12 |
Found this when looking for something else. I believe I copied it from G&D many years ago.
Thou shalt not dismantle Chevy engines in thy living room
Thou shalt not pirate parts from my vintage Chevy for use on the family car
Thou shalt not park thy family car in the garage and let my vintage Chevy sit outside
Thou shalt not covet thy vintage Chevy and forsake the wife and children
Thou shalt stay home at least once a year to mow the lawn
Thou shalt not take a strange and beautiful woman on moonlight rides, unless she is married to you
Thou shalt not steal thy wife's black lace undies to use for oil rag when thou breakest down
Thou shalt not look at another vintage Chevy until thou hast restoreth your current one
Thou shalt not wash the family car more than once for every 15th time you wash thy vintage Chevy
Thou shalt not use thy grocery money to restoreth thy vintage Chevy
Dick
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Joined: May 2018
Posts: 265
Backyard Mechanic
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Backyard Mechanic
Joined: May 2018
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Love it!
Gonna have to post this on my garage wall. Does anyone make a vintage looking sign with these already on, like my motorcycle sign: You will never see a Bike parked outside a Shrink's office.
Why do I spend more time under my car than in the driver's seat?
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Joined: Sep 2009
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ChatMaster - 6,000
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ChatMaster - 6,000
Joined: Sep 2009
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I can't see anything wrong with number one and ten. Maybe someone has higher standards than I.  Charlie 
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