Note: This here right here is my scrambled mind trying to make some sense out of something that bothers me. It is not worth your time to read it. It is a useless topic that will never be solved to my satisfaction. It is long and boring. That being said and your having been warned, do whatever you want to do. Just don't blame me if afterwards you feel let down.

I've been thinking about show cars recently and the dilemma facing a top of the line (TOPL) show car vs a Plain Jane (PJ) show cars owners. Read on:
Top of the line"
a. Can't be driven to shows owing to getting the engine and transmission dripping with oil. The gaskets all over the engine will not hold back hot oil, the new crankshaft real oil seal will start to seep before you even pass the first McDonalds, and the flywheel cover will drip enough oil to completely soak the bottom of the car before you can get up to 55.
b. You will nick the paint faster than you can roll down your window and ask "how much?" on a Saturday night.
c. You have to buy an enclosed trailer to the tune of 5-10K just to drag the "trailer queen" (TQ) to one show or another.
d. You can't go for a ride around town just to have fun and show the car off. You will be nervous and your dreaded prophecy will ultimately come true. Whether its a ding, chip, broken glass. scrape or wreck either your fault or some idiot running into you. Road debris and sand will play havoc with the car's paint and chrome.
e. 99% of the fun in having a show TOTL is denied you except at car shows.
Plain Janes:
a. You don't have to worry about riding around town to show them off. You wouldn't want to be seen in the stinkin' ugly thing in the first place.
b. There is the thrill of winning the trophy over of a much more beautiful TOTL car in your class. Justthe look on the face of a TOTL owner who just lost to your PJ is priceless to you.
c. You don't have to shell out any $ to buy accessories. No stinkin' accessories to risk points off. Not even for fender skirts on a 49-52 non TOTL. (Add a fulton and speaking of ugly)

d. You win so many trophies that you have to sleep on the floor in order to show off all of them.
e. At the show you get to dress up in your best clothes and sit in a nice lawn chair that costs more than your car is worth, whilst everybody ignores your displayed car. No one except the judges will be interested in looking at it. They will salivate. If passersby do say anything it's merely them wanting to say something nice without seeming offensive. When they say, "How nice." They are thinking: "What a plain jane? Did an another hermit or old school teacher die?"
Questions:
a. Is it fair to show a PJ that never sees the light of day on the same field as TOTLs?
b. Why does a PJ have any standing to compete with a TOTL?
c. Should grandma's old PJ even be considered for show?
d. Should there be a separate venue for TOTLs apart from the PJs?
As to trailered and driven to shows: Should TQs be able to compete with cars that are driven to shows? Should points be taken off for wear and tear owing to the miles driven? A newly painted exhaust manifold will start to burn off in about 5 miles or when the engines operating temperature is reached, whichever comes first. (About the same time as the rear seal starts to seep. Old saying, "There is no way to drive it and have it too
How is this: There should be an automatic 200 points deducted if the car is a PJ or less than TOTL. Oh, yes!
I'm waiting for it.

Charlie
