"it's nice not having a bunch of smart [bleeped] answers for a change."
Dalefan3,
You may want to just ignore the following. Your call.
Well, you spoke too soon. Whatever. The way I look at it is that all you have received so far is smart beeped answers:
Here is my suggestion"
a. Get a piece of length/section of pump pipe.
b. Run a 3/8th chain through it (reinstall the hook)
c. Hook one end to the 31 using the bumper brackets and the other to a buddy's prized car (hook anywhere convenient)
d. Get some gas and put it in a bean can. (take the beans out first)
e. Have the missus

stear the 31 (see more about her duties below)
f. You sit on the driver's-side fender and be prepared to trickle some gas down the throat of the carberetor. (if its an upside down carb. use a squirt-can or starting fluid. I don't know anything about no stinkin 31.
g. After you are going down the road at about 10 MPH have the missus

let out on the clutch whilst the car is in gear (drive will work and a check-list item)
h. After the engine is spinning and some gas is getting sucked in, yell to the missus to turn on the ignition. It'll be on her check-list but in all the excitement she may forget or overlook an item (see below).
j. This is important, have someone following this procession with a bucket of water.
Now it's your call as to whether the above will save you a lot of time or not. At least you'll know the depth of your problems. It is way too early to do those things suggested above by others. They are old and are now patient. Clean out the gas tank and fuel lines? Give me a break!
Notes: You may have to go over the procedure with those helping you so that all goes smoothly. The kid running with the bucked of water will need to proctice this chore so that the water doesn't slosch out too much. Give him a buck or two if not needed. Five bucks if needed.
The buddy pulling must know to not jerk the chain and how fast to go.
The missus will need a check-list pasted on the dash. There is no use telling her over and over what to do. Most of us would be wasting our breath, so don't even go there. First on the checklist will be that she should steer to follow in line with the pulling vehicle and to not try to pass once and if that old 31 fires up.
Do what you have to do. Clean up later.
You're welcome,
Charlie