69ChevyGuy,
I recommend you invest in a rotisserie but you may not need to do anything to the bottom of the body. Get some straps and use a tree. Oh, yeah, Kansas. Hmmm. No trees. Build a couple of "A" frames and winch it up.
Nonetheless, I think that four guys on each side could pick it up easy enough. They would have to be paratroopers, Marines Recons, Seals, Green Berets, Rangers though. The booze is a good idea. You may want to get a sack of Texas size rattlers to help stimulate them at just the right time. Using the "one," "two," "three" method , on "three" empty the sack of snakes at their feet. Job done. Fast too!
If you are using former sailors then double the crew. If you are using former airmen then you would need about the same amount unless you do it in in-climate weather with precipitation a-coming down. Then you would need to double the crew to 32 because half of them would be a-holding an unberalla for his buddy. Would too!
You're welcome,
Charlie
