We welcome anyone to move to Texas, just one requirement, You will need to "Transform your culture" don't bring all of that Chicago political policy here,. If you want your neighbors to throw a hissy fit, just mention "We need to pass some laws instituting some laws restricting keeping guns in your homes, everyone needs a permit to own a handgun.!"....Yawl!
By the Way:
God was missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds.
"Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael,
"I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth.
"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. "Balance in all things."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?" that’s the State of Texas , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from the State of Texas are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "There’s Washington DC,
Wait till you see the idiots I put there.
That's balance..........(This is just my personel editorial opinion and is not reflective of the views of Chatter II or the VCCA....)
