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The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

The economy is so bad that I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked,"Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad people in Africa are donating money to Americans.

The economy is so bad I went to the Doctor today and they didn't even ask if I wanted a shot, they just gave it to me when they saw my Medicare card! I guess they are afraid that they will get caught with a supply of meds that will be expired if they have to start rationing their products! Or maybe before Medicare goes bankrupt.

Wouldn't you know it, Here I sit with 6 GM vehicles with warrenties expired! I may have a Hot Wheels or a Matchbox Corvette sitting around. I wonder if they will hold their price?