Yea!!! My wife sent this to me.Ha,Ha.[Linked Image from planetsmilies.net]

One day my housework-challenged husband decided
to wash his Sweatshirt..
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the
washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied.
'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! '
And they say
blondes are dumb !

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the

neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

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A man and his wife,
now in their 60's, were celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary. On their special day
a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good
that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger....
Whoosh...immediately he turned
90!!!
Gotta love that fairy!

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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN