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"A budget is something we go without to stay within"
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I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap. :sleep:
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Ken, Amen to the Happy Hour.
"You know you`re getting old when....you throw a wild party and the neighbors don`t even realize it"
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Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? :confused:  
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YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE. WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS.
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car. 
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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"Snap-Crackle & Pop in the morning, ain`t my Rice Krispies"
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Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo. :cry: :grin:
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"I`m in the initial stages of my Golden Years---S/S--CD`s--IRA`S--AARP"
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Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies ! )  
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Speaking of tatoos--I saw a big bruiser yesterday wearing a tank-top (no sleeves) with a big tatoo on that said "Right-To-Bear-Arms.
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After 50, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead!! :grin:
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"Grandpa started walking 5 miles a day when he turned 60. He is now 97 and we don`t know where the hell he is"
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If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.  :grin:
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"Stop repeat offenders---Don`t re-elect them"
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I really overheard this "pick up line" in a pub in Newcastle, the north-east of England one night -
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"A luxury once enjoyed, somehow becomes a necessicity"
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. :grin:
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Driving your car......while your drunk......carry your coffin......in your trunk......
burma shave
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Do you know why men always have to make the coffee in the morning? It says right in the Bible...."HEBREW"
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"Multitasking, means screwing up several things at one time"
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I've learned that wherever I go, the world's worst drivers have followed me there. :grin:  :grin:
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