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"The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement!" :o :cry: 
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VCCA members have access to a list of over 50 Technical Advisors who can help you with your car. It's worth the price of membership! While you can get a lot of information for free in this forum, sometimes the info that you REALLY need is only available from the right person. This is what "The World's Best Chevrolet Club" is all about!
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"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for"
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Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "XL."
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when a revolver is thrown at him?  :grin: :confused:
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"Hey mister"--" Stupidity is really not a handicap, so park somewhere else"
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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"If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody." :) :grin:
The Mangy Old Mutt
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"I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now what do I feed it?
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Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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"If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame." :o 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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"I had amnesia once------or twice"
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"The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble." :) :grin:
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Because, you have to squeeze the last few drops of electric juice out of the batteries?
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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"There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt." :o   
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MrMack, how did you know that?
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"All I ask is a chance to prove that money can`t make me happy!!!
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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. :) :grin:
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he`ll never be able to merge on to the freeway.
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"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for."
:o :cry: :(
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One nice thing about egotists: they don`t talk about other people.
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"Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."
:o :cry: :/
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If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? :confused:
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"When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra." :o 
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"How can there be self help groups?"
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