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VCCA members have access to a list of over 50 Technical Advisors who can help you with your car. It's worth the price of membership! While you can get a lot of information for free in this forum, sometimes the info that you REALLY need is only available from the right person. This is what "The World's Best Chevrolet Club" is all about!
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"Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards." :o
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We learned tonight that viagra cures jet-lag. At least that's what Bill told Hillary when she found them in his luggage!
All this is according to David Letterman, just a few minutes ago.
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We learned tonight that viagra cures jet-lag. At least that's what Bill told Hillary when she found them in his luggage!
All this is according to David Letterman, just a few minutes ago. Thought it just made for a harder life!
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"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools." :o :cry: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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In other words.... "Once a fool, always a fool." Most likely true.... :confused:  :confused: :( Bill.
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If you are not disgruntled; you are gruntled  !!! !!!!
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
:o :cry: :eek:
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"The things we know best are the things we haven't been taught."  :) :grin:
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" Abe Lincoln’s ghost no longer visits the White House. He’s afraid of Cheney!!! "
So said David Letterman just moments ago in the segment called "Fun Facts."
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"Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks." :o  :cry:
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Pretty good one (any chance it's been used previously) from noted CBS news guy, Eric Sevareid.
Here's another one....
Consultant: any ordinary guy more than fifty miles from home.
Bill.
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"That's about as entertaining as watching a potato bake!" :) :grin:
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"Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light." :o 
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" The difficult part in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather to know it. "
André Maurois
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"In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield." :o :grin:
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" A man who trims himself to suit others,will soon whittle himself away"
E Robert Gilbert
"Take a stand and make a mark" Gilbert Kent
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A banker is a dude who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. :o :confused:
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Failure Is Not an Option --
it is bundled with the software.
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Chevys: 1929 LQ 1.5T; 1930 LR 1.5T; 1932 BA 5 pass coupe; 1941 Chevy 1.5T US Army Fire Truck, my vintage '82 Chevy Motor Home
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"A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way." :o :cry:
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"I have read in the papers that it takes $10 a week to support a kid in India. So.......I sent them my kids!"  :grin:
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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." :o  
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One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. 
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"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty." :o :cry: 
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