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"My computer is a moron!"  :o :cry:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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VCCA members have access to a list of over 50 Technical Advisors who can help you with your car. It's worth the price of membership! While you can get a lot of information for free in this forum, sometimes the info that you REALLY need is only available from the right person. This is what "The World's Best Chevrolet Club" is all about!
JOIN THE VCCA TODAY!
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Garbage in, garbage out applies to more than just computers, look at network TV.
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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" The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by 'accident.' That's where computer professionals come in. They cause 'accidents.' "
Nathaniel Borenstein
(Whoever that may be.....)
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"Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles." :o  
The Mangy Old Mutt
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" After two years in Washington DC, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood. "
Fred Thompson
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"The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it." :) :grin:
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Backyard Mechanic
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When everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane
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"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?" :o 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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POLISH PROVERB: MIEDZY MLOTEM A KOWADLEM. Between the hammer and the anvil.  
I think I'm a fairly wise person because I'm smart enough to realise I'm not too bright.
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AMERICAN PROVERB: "If you are an American, always speak English or people will think you are visiting from a foreign country." :)
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
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POLISH:
NIE MASZ NA UPOR LEKARSTWA
You can't heal stubborness
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I think I'm a fairly wise person because I'm smart enough to realise I'm not too bright.
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"No one is ready for a thing until he believes he can acquire it." :) :grin:
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Light travels faster than sound.
Thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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"If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail." :) :grin:
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Three whole days and that's the best you can come up with..... You ARE slipping.... 
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Cool...more encouraging words of wisdom from the "Antagonizer"! "Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." :o :grin:
The Mangy Old Mutt
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NORWEGIAN: Det er hap i hengende snore. {Solan, How close am I?} There is hope as long as your fishing line is in the water.  
I think I'm a fairly wise person because I'm smart enough to realise I'm not too bright.
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"There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting." :) :grin:
The Mangy Old Mutt
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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The reward for saving money is being able to pay our taxes without borrowing. :grin:
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"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
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There was a time when you saved up for your old age; now you save up for April 15th. :eek: :(
ken48
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"A Hospital is no place to be sick."  :cry:
The Mangy Old Mutt
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