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Last edited by K1dan; 01/06/07 06:42 AM.
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This thread seems to be drifting away from one liners and headed toward quotes and political quips/ put downs. Please steer it back on track?
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"The things you own end up owning you." :)  :o
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politicians and comedians produce about the same product as bulls, but bulls also father baby cows.
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"If you believe everything you read, better not read."  :grin:
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"One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other." :o :whistle: 
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The "guidelines" for the General Forum indicate, "Political comments are not approprate and may be deleted."
Obviously “may” is the operative word.....
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I have always liked this one-liner: "This ain't Dodge City and you ain't Bill Hickok". Tom Selleck :) :/
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"You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal."  
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After a less than perfect landing, the flight attendant announced,
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
:( :( :(
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I'm going to start thinking positive even tho I know damn well it won't work!!! 
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"When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash."
RAY Chevradioman http://www.vccacolumbiariverregion.org/1925 Superior K Roadster 1928 Convertible, Sport, Cabriolet 1933 Eagle, Coupe 1941 Master Deluxe 5-Passenger Coupe 1950 Styleline Deluxe 4-Door Sedan 1950 Styleline Deluxe Convertible 2002 Pontiac, Montana, Passenger Van 2014 Impala, 4-Door Sedan, White Diamond, LTZ 2017 Silverado, Double Cab, Z71, 4X4, White, Standard Bed, LTZ If you need a shoulder to cry on, pull off to the side of the road. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
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"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it." :o  
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"Skill is making nothing out of something & selling it!"
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"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive." :)  :/
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I'm going to start thinking positive even tho I know damn well it won't work!!!
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"Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet." :o :o
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"If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything." :o :tired:
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