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VCCA members have access to a list of over 50 Technical Advisors who can help you with your car. It's worth the price of membership! While you can get a lot of information for free in this forum, sometimes the info that you REALLY need is only available from the right person. This is what "The World's Best Chevrolet Club" is all about!
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"I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises!" :o  
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"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?" Jay Leno
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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Did you ever pretend not to notice an oil spot on the garage floor?? :(  :(
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"Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn't changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. I'm just wearing better shoes." :o  
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"I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddamit, I'm a billionaire."
Howard Hughes
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Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage? How does a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance? Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters? Why are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink? Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET Coke? 
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"Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes." :o :confused: 
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"Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes." :o :confused: Asthmatic is having to count to ten.....Before you swear!
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"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."  :o
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" My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can. " (Cary Grant)
PS: Sounds about right to me....
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"Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them."
:( :( :(
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" Have your dog or cat spayed or neutured, control the pet population explosion!"
Hear that Doggie doodle?
I would rather "Have game show hosts spayed or neutured instead, control the B.S. explosion",
Wouldn't you also, Doggie Doodle?
I bet JYD don't watch "The Price is Right!!
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"I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." :o :o The Price Is Right? Yep, the old mutt watches that show all the time. Don't care about the prices or the prizes.......only interested in the great looking female types on the show!
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Speaking of TV shows..... and a one-liner:
I haven't seen hide nor hair of The Boyd-ster for some time. Has anybody seen any Coddington shows lately - - new ones, or old ones??
The expression, "hide nor hair" apparently was first 'said' in one of the early works of Josiah G. Holland, 'The Bay Path,' published in 1857.
Bill.
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"The days of the digital watch are numbered."
:o :( :(
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Secret for success in Marriage - Find a a girl who's WAY too good for you and marry her before she figures it out!
-Pat.
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And if she ever figures it out.....?????   Brings to mind.... "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into" Bill.
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"It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all." :( :(
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"If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances."
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"The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable." :o
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"Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles." :o
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