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"The more you know, the less you need."
:o :) :grin:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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VCCA members have access to a list of over 50 Technical Advisors who can help you with your car. It's worth the price of membership! While you can get a lot of information for free in this forum, sometimes the info that you REALLY need is only available from the right person. This is what "The World's Best Chevrolet Club" is all about!
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"Only the good die young", however most people are morally ambiguous, which explains our random dying patterns.
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A Loser's Lament:
" IFONLYIDA..... "
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"IFONLYIDA..... " Wow, twice in one morning! :cool2: "Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?" 
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Oil Can Mechanic
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Don't wait for your boat to come in. Swim out and meet it!
(.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y )
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"The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear." :o :o 
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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" I've always followed my father's advice: he told me..... to never insult anybody unintentionally. (So) If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend(ed) to....."
John Wayne
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"There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true." :o 
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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OSCAR ALBRETSEN
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Oil Can Mechanic
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Try this on the ladies
I had a sweet dream about you last night!......Then I went to sleep!
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"The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time." :confused: :)
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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That's a good one Skippy.
Now, how come no two snow flakes are the same???
Bill.
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Oil Can Mechanic
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Recently seen bumper sticker:
"HORN BROKEN, CHECK FOR FINGER"
Coach
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"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it." :/
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. -- Victor Borge
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"A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended." :o :whistle: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them." :o  :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers." :grin: :) 
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door!" :whistle:
The Mangy Old Mutt
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AND the NUMBER ONE Top Ten Thing NOT to say to a Cop.... " I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer!!! "  
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"You're never too old to become younger." :) 
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Oil Can Mechanic
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Tired of being old? There's only one alternative!
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Did you ever "pretend" not to notice a dripping faucet?  Bill.
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