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TOP Ten things NOT to say to a cop: #4 - Sorry, I can't hear you over the radio. No, I am not turning it down. I really like this song!! 
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"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!" :o  :whistle:
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You know you are living in 2006 when you pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
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"Cell phones are the ruination of mankind!"  :o :o
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If it weren't for cell phones some "drivers" wouldn't know what to do behind the wheel. Oh well, I guess there'd still be make-up to put on, hair to comb, grocery lists to write, Starbucks to sip, bagles to eat, purses to rummage through, CD's to insert and god knows what else..... No wonder "they" didn't drive in the old days! How the hell could they drive AND do all that without power steering and a tilt wheel so they could drive with their knees. OK, OK. Call it a pet peeve instead of a one-liner.  
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You know you are living in 2006 when you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 
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"He is a couple of cards short of a full deck!" :o 
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You know you are living in 2006 when leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. :(
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You know you are living in 2006 when you accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
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Hey Skippy, I went to a restaurant last night and asked if there was a menace. They asked me to leave. What's with that!?!?!?! :confused: :confused: :grin:
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You know you are living in 2006 when you get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee......and spell a word wrong because you had no coffee.
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Hey Ken!!! You mentioned "going on line before you get your coffee" ?!?!?!?! :eek: :eek: :eek: Are you nuts????  If not nuts, you're definitely a better man than I am. Bill.
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 Neither one Bill. In the morning it's AC (After Coffee)  Later in the day it's other liquids!!
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" When in doubt empty the magazine. "
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"Is it really GOOD if a vacuum cleaner really SUCKS?"
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"Truth is what stands the test of experience." :/ :grin:
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" You can't handle the truth! " Jack Nicholson / A Few Good Men
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"Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses." :grin: :o 
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" Well now, isn't that special !?! " Church Lady aka Dana Carvey
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"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" :o
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Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer:?? Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
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"Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself." :/ :grin:
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