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Wait, I just remembered something! You're boring and my legs work.
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A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery. Unknown
Bonus: In a 'USA Today' interview, Vanna White said since her son has been born, she wants to work less. Vanna, you turn *tiles* for a living. If you worked any less, you'd be the triangle player in the 'K.C. and the Sunshine Band.' - Dennis Miller
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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"Activate the bulge pumps!!" :eek:   
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I'd figured you'd write bilge. But subsituting "U" for "I" (bulge) makes that it one of the best of the 2600 one-liners!!!! Sort of like liposuction!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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"Activate the bulge pumps!!" Sort of like liposuction!?!?! 
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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My lips are fine...I need some above-my-Lap-0-suction!
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
- Horace Walpole
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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Macky Wacky: :confused: :confused: :confused: "When life is a strain, think of the alternative!" 
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Hey JYD, how hard are woodpecker lips? :confused: :confused: 
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Hard enough to punch a hole in solid oak! :eek: :eek: "Life can be a mess....and so can ice cream!"
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Ever see a guy melt; other than in Raiders of the Lost Ark???
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Yep.......in The Mummy and in the Wizard of Oz! "Why is it that electric clocks on ovens and ranges will last 40 years, but electric clocks in cars only last a year or two?" :confused: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Happy 231st Birthday! USMC!! Semper Fi!
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:confused: :confused: :confused: "Why is it if the part is non-critical it is made out of thick steel, but if the part is critical to the entire operation of the system it is made out of super thin plastic?"
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So it can break and you have to buy a new one. 
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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Oil Can Mechanic
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I think"thatVWguy29" is really a Chevy wanabee! "I love cooking with wine and sometimes I even put it in the food" 
Four doors are great
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Born to be Free????? Born To Be Wild!! Steppenwolf -- and -- ME 
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Your 'Born to be Free' post is OK with me. My ????? implied I thought "Born to be Wild" sounded like more fun. Here's another one: Born to Drive my Chevy!
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Ten Things NOT to say to a Cop..... #10. NO Mr. Budweiser, I haven't had any officers tonight!
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"Born To Cruise!"
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