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Everyone seems normal................. until you get to know them.

Hey Dog,
I think your last one has a copyright on it!!

Dan.

Naw, he left an E out of the last Doublemint!
What does doggie breath know about Mint anyway, probably eats a handful after scarfing up a couple of rabbits for a midnight snack, regular meal is probably a couple of wild boars and a small bear!... EH?

All washed down with a couple of brews!!!!

Yep, it probably still is copyrighted, so that's why the phrase is in quotes and the "e" is missing.

"Smile, ( ) you might be on Candid Camera!"

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Here is a good one for guys who work on old cars:

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up.

- Ralph Bunche

A dogs best freind is a fire hydrant.

The real contest is always between what you've done and what you're capable of doing. You measure yourself against yourself and nobody else.

- Geoffrey Gaberino

Actually...."A dog's best friend is a beer tapper!".

I think a hero is an ordinary individual who finds strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.

- Christopher Reeve

"A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking"

OK, a dogs best friend is a beer tapper and then a fire hydrant.

Well.....almost. A dog's best friend is a beer tapper, then a nice juicy bone, then a nice soft bed, and then a fire hydrant....unless of course it is a country dog, then it would be a pine tree instead of a fire hydrant.

"If it smells bad and tastes bad, then it is probably good for you!"

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Dog, I would think a dog would visit a fire hydrant or a tree after all the beer. Am I going nuts or what. Help Help. MrMack Help :confused: :confused: :confused:

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

-Groucho Marx

Robin Williams' comment on his recent trip through alcohol rehab:

"If you're violating your standards faster than you can lower them, time to go away."

"What time is it? IT'S HOWDY DOODY TIME!"

"that can't be your car, must be your mamma's car"

Bob Falfa

"Bread and butter!"

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EVERYTHING's better with butter

It's the Water.

"There's a F0RD in your future!"

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Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.

- Abraham Lincoln

"Hot Dogs, Apple Pie and Chevrolet!"

Victory belongs to the most persevering.

- Napoleon