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More of Murphy's Lesser-Known Dictums
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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That sux!!! Sorta sounds like a Murphy's Law type deal!!!
Is that what they mean when they say if it weren't for bad luck they wouldn't have any luck at all???
:eek: :eek: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :eek: :eek:
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Even More of Murphy's Lesser-Known Dictums
If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
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No doubt the 'passer' would be driving a Ferd...........
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"Did you ever lose your favorite screwdriver and couldn't find it? Look in the back pocket of your pants!" :eek: :eek: :eek: 
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Many foxes grow gray but few grow good.
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People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck! 
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"Why is it when your local government appraises your house you pay property taxes according to their assessment, but if you sell your house for less than the appraised value they never give back the property tax that you overpaid?" :eek: 
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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"If the new type of eyewear has plastic lenses then why do they still call them glasses?"
:eek: :confused: :eek:
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Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
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"If a car is advertised as being all original except for paint, uphostery, tires and battery......then how can it be ALL original?"
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"A camel is a horse designed by a committee" 
Four doors are great
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Why is it when the city decides to block off the main street for repair, they also tear up the other streets nearby, including the detour? :confused:
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Never put off till tomorrow somthing you can get someone else to do for you today!
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"If you have enough money to buy a new car, then you should almost have enough money to fill it up with gasoline!"
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Why do we call it a "pair of pants" when there is only one?
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
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Why is your elbow called the "crazy" bone when it doesn't even drink? :confused:  
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"A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become well known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized" 
Four doors are great
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If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
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If "cool" means cold, then when something really "hot" happens why do people say that's "cool"? :confused: 
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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