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""Why does the doctor leave the room when you get undressed, when he`s gonna look up there anyway?" :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Four doors are great
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Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.  :p 
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This one hits home:
"What we love to do we find time to do."
- John L. Spalding
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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...There was alot less history when i was a kid!!
See America's First...Chevrolet
1931 Sedan Delivery 31570
1933 Standard Sports Coupe 33628.
1934 Master Sedan Delivery Canadian 177/34570
1968 Z/28 Camaro
1969 SS 396 Camaro
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"Remember half the people you know are below average."
:eek: :eek: :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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A man arguing with an idiot is only half as smart as the idiot himself.....
See America's First...Chevrolet
1931 Sedan Delivery 31570
1933 Standard Sports Coupe 33628.
1934 Master Sedan Delivery Canadian 177/34570
1968 Z/28 Camaro
1969 SS 396 Camaro
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"If electricity comes from electrons, where does morality come from?
Four doors are great
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Backyard Mechanic
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I have just spent the past few hours going over this thread to create a list of the One-liners that have been submitted. I've said his before and I'll say it again.....we are beginning to repeat our selves. I will submit what I have to Billy for publication on another page that has been condensed.
Dan.
Together we can do anything. The impossible just takes longer.
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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It is much easier to suppress a first desire than to satisfy those that follow.
Benjamin Franklin
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. :eek: :eek: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Each year one vicious habit discarded, in time might make the worst of us good.
Benjamin Franklin
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch.
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Time is a fixed income and, as with any income,
the real problem facing most of us is how to live
successfully within our daily allotment.
- Margaret B. Johnstone
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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"Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield." :p
The Mangy Old Mutt
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"If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?" 
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"Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle." :eek: :rolleyes: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
- Samuel Jackson
It is always wise to look ahead, but difficult to look farther than you can see.
- Sir Winston Churchill
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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Your so bow legged you couldn't catch a grease pig in a two foot alley
OSCAR ALBRETSEN
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"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them." :eek: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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"I used to eat natural foods until I learned that most people died of natural causes" :p :p :p
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If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies.
- Helen Castle
and those 2 mosquitoes IMHO.
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"Success always occurs in private and failure in full view." :eek: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Ya can lead a Gator to water, but ya can't make em think. 
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