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VCCA members have access to a list of over 50 Technical Advisors who can help you with your car. It's worth the price of membership! While you can get a lot of information for free in this forum, sometimes the info that you REALLY need is only available from the right person. This is what "The World's Best Chevrolet Club" is all about!
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From the 1951 movie, Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man...... Do you always see such things?!? Only when I have my eyes open!!! 
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From the 1994 movie, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective..... Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!
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"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"Multitasking means screwing up several things at once." :eek: :( 
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
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"More hay, Trigger? No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!" :eek: :confused: :arrow:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool."
Edgar Watson Howe
"Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny."
Lyric from Frank Zappa's "Be-Bop Tango"
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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"My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states." :eek: :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco!" :eek: :rolleyes: 
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Backyard Mechanic
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Hey Skip
Here are a couple I try to live by:
1.) I cried because I had no shoes and then I met a man who had no feet.
2.) You will regret many things in your life, but you will never regret being too kind or too fair.
Frank Sciarello
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Those are two good ones Frankie! Here is another one-liner that folks should remember: "Never kick a cow chip on a hot day!" :eek: :eek: :eek: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.
Friedrich Engels
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Stuart's Law of Retroaction
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"There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works."
:eek: :( :(
The Mangy Old Mutt
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"Why do they sterilize the needle before lethal injection?" :confused: :confused:
Four doors are great
Hoppy
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"Never miss a good chance to shut up." :eek: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the heck out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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When you're finished changing, you're finished.
Benjamin Franklin
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Hey Skip
Speaking of kicking: "Never kick a man when he is down. He might get up!" and one more rule of wind breaking: Never break wind when descending a ladder!
Frank Sciarello
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With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome and you sing well too.
- Yiddish Proverb
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I was built when meat was cheap
OSCAR ALBRETSEN
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My dad was 6' 7" and he would look at people shorter then him and say how is the weather down there.
OSCAR ALBRETSEN
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