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You know you're getting old when you're high school yearbook has pictures of antique cars in it.
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56 pages.......WOW! "I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out." 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Remember, once you're over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed.
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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"I have a friend who is not a complete idiot.....some parts are missing!" :eek: :eek: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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“A man has to know his limitations” Dirty Harry
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done!
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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Hey Skippy, How many pages??? I hope not more than 20!!! :eek: :eek:
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So far I have 56 pages.......but I will probably have to add more pages! "If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic." 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Bumper sticker: "If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!"
:eek: :eek: :eek: :(
The Mangy Old Mutt
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An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.
Benjamin Franklin
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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"If you can't convince them, bite them!" Junkyard Dog 
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Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
Benjamin Franklin
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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"If you haven't much education you must use your brain." Junkyard Dog :eek: :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
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OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just make a BIG mistake.
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything." 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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GENERICA: Features of the North American landscape that is exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, subdivisions.
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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Hey Skippy,
That's a good one - the one about telling the truth.
But twice in 10 days......
That's Boring!!!
Bill.
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Good going 42bill! I was a little worried that you have stopped reviewing each of the 1,000 plus one liner postings here on the General Discussions forum in your search for repeats......but you have come through with flying colors! Good man! Cool! However, I think that you missed a couple other repeats.....but that's okay since I'm sure that even you have better things to do from time to time. "IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!" :eek: :eek: :(
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Hey JYD
You doubled up again but I am not sure who first posted it.
Tony
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According to the search feature, the last one liner is the only one listed. But, what does it matter anyway? We all can't remember the zillions of one liners that have been posted here, and others have made repeats unintentionally as well. "Keep honking. I'm reloading."
The Mangy Old Mutt
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It is better to not get what you deserve then to get what you don't deserve.
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. :eek: :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
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