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"The more you take, the more you leave behind."   :p
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"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Four doors are great
Hoppy
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My first is a number, my second another, And each, I assure you, will rhyme with the other. My first you will find is one-fifth of my second, And truly my whole a long period reckoned. Yet my first and my second (nay, think not I cozen), When added together will make but two dozen. How many am I? Four score! :eek: :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
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"Some drink at the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle" 
Four doors are great
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What do you fill with empty hands?
Gloves!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75.
Benjamin Franklin
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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Do not begrudge this,
For it is the fate of every man.
Yet it is feared,
And shunned in many lands.
Causes problems, and sometimes gaps,
Can hobble the strongest, and make memory lapse.
What is this danger we all face
For being a part of the human race?
Growing old!!
:( :( :(
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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When men and woman die, as poets sung, his heart's the last part that moves, her last, the tongue.
Benjamin Franklin
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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There is a word in the English language in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four signify a great man, and the whole word, a great woman. What is the word? Heroine!
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.
Benjamin Franklin
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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And now....let's go on to page 52! A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less then 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel? A hole!!!! 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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"A flashlight is a storage case for holding dead batteries"
Four doors are great
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With no eyes, I see.
With no arms, I climb.
More frightening than any beast,
Stronger than any foe.
I am cunning, ruthless and tall;
In the end, I rule all.
What am I?
Imagination!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
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There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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"love might be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener" :love: :love:
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Some will use me, while others will not, some have remembered, while others forgot. For profit or gain, I'm used expertly, I can't be picked off the ground or tossed into the sea. Only gained from patience and time, can you unravel my rhyme? Knowledge! :p
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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You pay your money, you take your chances.
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I do not breathe, but I run and jump. I do not eat, but I swim and stretch. I do not drink, but I sleep and stand. I do not think, but I grow and play. I do not see, but you see me every day. What am I? A leg!
The Mangy Old Mutt
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I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.
Benjamin Franklin
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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The rich men want it, the wise men know it, the poor all need it, and the kind men show it. Love! :love:
The Mangy Old Mutt
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" He's as usless as a screen door on a submarine."
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I occur once in every minute, twice in every moment, but never in a thousand years. The letter "M"!  
The Mangy Old Mutt
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"Always try to be modest, and be proud of it" :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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Pull me out and scratch my head; what once was red is black instead. What am I? A match! :eek: :p
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A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
Benjamin Franklin
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