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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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VCCA members have access to a list of over 50 Technical Advisors who can help you with your car. It's worth the price of membership! While you can get a lot of information for free in this forum, sometimes the info that you REALLY need is only available from the right person. This is what "The World's Best Chevrolet Club" is all about!
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Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it.
Benjamin Franklin
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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Oil Can Mechanic
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"The early bird may get the worm, but the second rat gets the cheese" :arrow: :arrow:
Four doors are great
Hoppy
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If today is Monday, what is the day after the day before the day before tomorrow? Monday!! :eek: :eek: :eek: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Admiration is the daughter of ignorance.
Benjamin Franklin
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I am sometimes round Sometimes halved Sometimes just a sliver But even when you can't see me I am always there. What am I? The Moon! :rolleyes:  :p 
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks.
ken48
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"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory." :eek: :rolleyes:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Oil Can Mechanic
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The easiest way to find a lost item is to buy a replacement" :p :) 
Four doors are great
Hoppy
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"42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot."
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Free advice is overpriced.
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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"Life is sexually transmitted" :confused: :confused:
Four doors are great
Hoppy
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"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." :confused:
The Mangy Old Mutt
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"In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires."
Benjamin Franklin
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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Oil Can Mechanic
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There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead" 
Four doors are great
Hoppy
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A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Benjamin Franklin
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Page 53.....a record for Chevy Chatter! "A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking." :eek: :eek: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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I like this one:
"If we can't fix it, it ain't broke!"
Chevtrkmn
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"Corduroy pillows are making headlines"
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"A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip."
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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This is more than one line but i liked it anyway:
As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, "We should pray."
From the back seat I heard his earnest request: "Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's."
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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