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#83013 06/08/06 08:30 PM
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If you had only one match and entered a room on a very cold day in which there was a kerosene lamp, a fire place and a wood-burning stove, which would you light first?


Well DUH......the match of course!

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Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it.

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People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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"The early bird may get the worm, but the second rat gets the cheese" :arrow: :arrow:


Four doors are great

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If today is Monday, what is the day after the day before the day before tomorrow?


Monday!!

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Admiration is the daughter of ignorance.

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I am sometimes round
Sometimes halved
Sometimes just a sliver
But even when you can't see me
I am always there.

What am I?


The Moon!

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Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks.


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"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."

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The easiest way to find a lost item is to buy a replacement" :p :) talk


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"42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot."

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Free advice is overpriced.


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A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

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"A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer."

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"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

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"In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires."

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"A closed mouth gathers no foot."

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Page 53.....a record for Chevy Chatter!

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."

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I like this one:

"If we can't fix it, it ain't broke!"

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"A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip."

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This is more than one line but i liked it anyway:
As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, "We should pray."

From the back seat I heard his earnest request: "Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's."


Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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