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Okay.....let's start Page 51: I start with the letter e, I end with the letter e. I contain only one letter, Yet I am not the letter e! What am I? Envelope! 
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Hey Mack! Our local club was on tour May 18-21 in Bowling Green, Ky. Went thru the Corvette plant and your cuz had to come out in a wheelchair, something wrong with his suspension system, knees, hips, center drag-link?? "Don`t let aging get you down--it`s too hard to get back up" 
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Around the Earth I go
I don't move fast or slow
I have no beginning or end
See me you cannot
Where I am It's always hot
What am I?
I am the Equator!
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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Let no good deed go unpunished.
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue and grey, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. Eye!  
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"Eat prunes and get a good run for your money"
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"Those that won't be counseled can't be helped."
Benjamin Franklin
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I am something people count on, But I'm not your fingers or toes. I am the comfort in your heart, When your mind's not sure it knows. People often call me blind, For I have no eyes to see. Several times I have been lost, But I cannot be given away. What am I? Faith!
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Well anyway, here's a one-liner.....
Novice Carpenter's rule: cut to fit; beat into place.
Bill.
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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"I couldn`t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder" 
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I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I? Fear! :eek: :eek: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Four doors are great
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Give me food and I grow, Give me drink and I die. Fire!
The Mangy Old Mutt
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"A day without sunshine, is like--NIGHT" :confused:
Four doors are great
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"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Benjamin Franklin
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail never clinking. What am I? A fish!
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Hey "answer man" - here's a one-liner.....
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Four doors are great
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"no one is useless, You can alway serve as a bad example!"
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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Out of the mouths of babes.....
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"The learned fool writes nonsense in better language that the unlearned - but it's still nonsense."
Benjamin Franklin
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Hey 42bill: "If at first you don't succeed, ask yourself why you tried in the first place!" :eek: :eek:
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:confused: :confused: :confused:
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"A penny saved is a congressional oversight"
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