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Man walks over, man walks under,in times of war he burns asunder. A bridge!  
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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I never knew what happiness was,till I got married.....
By then it was too late !!
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Backyard Mechanic
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Man looking for woman with boat and motor, please send picture of boat and motor.
JV
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In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What am I? A bullet! :p
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot.
-Michael Althsuler
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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Little Nancy Netticoat In a white petticoat and a red nose, The longer she stands, the shorter she grows. (Candle) 
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in.
- Andrew Jackson
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot? Carpet! :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"My favorite mythical creature, an honest politician"
Four doors are great
Hoppy
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I have legs but walk not A strong back but work not Two good arms but reach not A seat but sit and tarry not What am I? A chair! 
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
Benjamin Franklin
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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Dark with white markings,
And smooth like a rock.
Where learning occurs,
I help convey thought.
What am I?
A chalkboard!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Not worth it's own topic & not really the right topic But I thought all you spell checker Dudes might like it... Eye halve a spelling checker It came with my pea sea It plainly marques for my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it to say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite It's rare lea ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it Eye am shore your pleased two no It's letter perfect awl the weigh My checker tolled me sew.
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Job opportunity.....
F u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.
Don't know about the spell checker for this one.
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Squeeze it and it cries tears as red as its flesh, but its heart is made of stone. What is it? A Cherry!
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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If you believe in telekinesis, please raise my hand"
Four doors are great
Hoppy
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Been there, done that.....
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
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Who is wise? He that learns from everyone.
Who is powerful? He that governs his passions.
Who is rich? He that is content.
Who is that? Nobody.
Benjamin Franklin
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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I'm not a bird, but I can fly through the sky. I'm not a river, but I'm full of water. What am I? A cloud! :eek: :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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I am a Chinese ship with 3 feet & 2 Watches !! Who am I ???
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The man who invented it, doesn't want it.
The man who bought it, doesn't need it.
The man who needs it, doesn't know it.
What is it?
A coffin!
:eek: :eek: :( :(
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"He was Found---Missing" :confused: :confused: :confused:
Four doors are great
Hoppy
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Throw the outside, Cook the inside, Eat the outside, Throw the inside. What is it? Corn!
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage."
Benjamin Franklin
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He who has it doesn't tell it. He who takes it doesn't know it. He who knows it doesn't want it. What is it? Counterfeit money! 
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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