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JYD, did you renew your subscription to Poetry Digest?
Ha! And all I am getting now is the G&D (once in a while) and Popular Mechanics, and an ocassional Funny Book!
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Iam a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
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Old age ain't no place for sissies.
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In God We Trust, The rest of you wannabes please send cash or check.
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It is said that 86% of
Americans believe in God.
Therefore, I have a very hard time understanding
why there is such a mess about having "In God We
Trust" on our money and having God in the Pledge
of Allegiance.
...You other 14% don't have a lot to look forward to...so shut up and just go ahead and die!....
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...be tolerant...Yeah I know.....
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Macky Wacky: For a technical writer you sure use "DUH" an awful lot. :confused: :confused: :confused: 
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What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it? An anchor! 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
-Milton Berle
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What question can you never answer "yes" to? Are you asleep? 
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Another question you never answer "yes" to is:
Are you dead?
Can't answer "No" either...
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JYD, I learned that expression from my 4 year old grandson...Duuuh! also he was good at saying, don't Duh me grandpa. It is a relatively new word in my vocabulary... it works for me.
And I is also a "Retired Teknickkal Writter"! my big thang now is finding a couple of used, but not so used up parts for the old Chevrolets living here.
"The alterative to getting old is not a desirable condition...just yet, know what I mean?"
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..."as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs at an old folks home."
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Macky Wacky: Your grandson's name is "Duuuh"? :confused: :confused:  I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I? An arrow!
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One more time r e a l slow...NOOoo!
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I have a thousand eyes, yet I live in darkness. I have a thousand ears, yet I cannot hear. I have a thousand mouths, yet I cannot speak. What am I? A brain!
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I've been on a calendar but I have never been on time.
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Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
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Light as a feather, there is nothing in it; the strongest man can't hold it for much more than a minute.
A breath!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
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No reason to think about the future. It will come soon enough!!
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