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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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VCCA members have access to a list of over 50 Technical Advisors who can help you with your car. It's worth the price of membership! While you can get a lot of information for free in this forum, sometimes the info that you REALLY need is only available from the right person. This is what "The World's Best Chevrolet Club" is all about!
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A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a body. :eek: :eek: 
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Friend: Someone who has the same enemies you have.
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." John F. Kennedy
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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Happiness: the agreeable sensation felt while contemplating the misery of others.  :p
The Mangy Old Mutt
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How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
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Why do "It's all downhill from here." and "It's all uphill from here." imply things are not going to be easy even though they are in opposite directions?
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.  :eek: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Shade Tree Mechanic
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"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
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Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.  
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Oil Can Mechanic
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"DIET"--Allowing you to eat as much of everything you don`t like!!!
Four doors are great
Hoppy
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For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong!
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4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions. 
RAY Chevradioman http://www.vccacolumbiariverregion.org/1925 Superior K Roadster 1928 Convertible, Sport, Cabriolet 1933 Eagle, Coupe 1941 Master Deluxe 5-Passenger Coupe 1950 Styleline Deluxe 4-Door Sedan 1950 Styleline Deluxe Convertible 2002 Pontiac, Montana, Passenger Van 2014 Impala, 4-Door Sedan, White Diamond, LTZ 2017 Silverado, Double Cab, Z71, 4X4, White, Standard Bed, LTZ If you need a shoulder to cry on, pull off to the side of the road. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
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"And the survey says............"
9 out of 10 Doctors say that 10% of doctors are wrong!
Most cases of arson result in fire damage!
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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Hey Macky Wacky! Check out this one liner posted on March 3rd @ 14:52 "9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot."  Jury: twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. :eek: :eek: :eek:
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The only stupid question is the one not asked
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Kiss: A lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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"She was only a mailman`s daughter, but, she went the whole route with me"!!!!
Four doors are great
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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I'm talking about cars only with:
"Use it or lose it"
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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"When I nod my Head ....HIT IT!!"
(.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y )
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Life: Sexually transmitted disease, 100% fatal.
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A Rule of Life..... You need only two "tools." WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the tape. 
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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