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If you wake up above ground, don't complain.
If you wake up below ground, complain (it will do as much good then as it does now).
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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This goes along with Gator's "one liner" above: "Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." :eek: :eek: 
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Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives." A. Sachs
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"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." Johnny Carson
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"Never moon a werewolf!" :eek: :eek: :eek: 
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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? :confused: :confused: :confused: 
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And from "The Shawshank Redemption" this one-liner:
"Either get busy living or get busy dying"
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People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet. :eek: :eek: :eek:
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"Over half the world's population die. ...At no specific time." :eek:
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Don't let your mouth write a check your body can't cash.
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Jeno Leno told me last night that the world's population is 6.5 Billion. And that there's now more people ALIVE in the world than DEAD. I guess that means more people alive now than have ever lived on the plantet from day one or so.
He didn't come up with a one-liner. He just said something like, "that's creepy!" I don't have a one liner either. B-U-T sure as heck there's one in there someplace!!
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This probably applies to the Jay Leno comment..... " Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents. " Likely there's others also....... 
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Buy one - get one free. 
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"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which a person can die." :eek: :eek:
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I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.   Bill.
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