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What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall??..... :confused: ......Dam!
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Backyard Mechanic
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?........ :confused: .........Because they have big fingers!
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"If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?"
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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If man evolved from the apes then how is it that we still have apes?
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Oil Can Mechanic
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Nothing is for sale but everything has it's price.
(.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y )
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Backyard Mechanic
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"Its better to shoot your mouth off than shoot the host"....... Dick Chaney 2006 ....... :eek: :eek: :eek: :confused:
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"Contrary to popular belief, a barrel full of monkeys isn't fun at all, and is in fact quite horrifying."
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Backyard Mechanic
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What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?.......... :confused: ........polaroids!
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"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it." :eek: :eek: :confused: :confused: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Backyard Mechanic
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Remember what?......... :confused:
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Page Number 32, and still going strong (??)..... Nothing is foolproof.................to a sufficiently talented fool. :eek: :eek: :eek: 
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, .................there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. :eek: :eek: :eek:
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"I do whatever the voices tell me to. It depends on who yells the loudest." :eek: :eek: :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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It is said that if you lined up all the cars in the world end to end....someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Shade Tree Mechanic
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I have a fondness for cats, they taste like chicken.
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When the chips are down.......... the buffalo is empty. :eek: :eek: :eek:
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What do you get when you mix a cow and a pack of wolves? The hell out of the way! :eek: :eek: :eek: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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The things that come to those who wait.......... may be the things left by those who got there first!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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A recent survey shows that 3 out of 4 people.......... make up 75% of the world's population. :eek: :eek: :eek:
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"Defeat isn't bitter if you sprinkle dirty revenge on it."
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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and
revenge is best served cold.
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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"Drinks are on the house!" Or, "I'll pay for dinner."
Works for me every time....
Michael
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“Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.”
People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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