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Along with the F#*D Fix or repair daily is the FIAT Fix it again Tony.

"Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."

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As noted in the $243.01 'sponge cleaner' discussion.....

" To each his own. "

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Hey Macky Wacky: We know exactly what 42bill is talking about. At any rate, the sponge cleaner was an item that sold on eBay and it is discussed in the Radios, Tools & Accessories forum. Ya just gotta read and understand all of the postings in the other forums.

Go here: https://vccachat.org/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=33;t=000183

"The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread."

"Don't take a knife to a gun fight"

"We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse."

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

"A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished!"

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Maybe you should have listened when your buddy said he never knew what real happiness was until he got married; and then it was too late!

Some of us find happiness again but its not the same.
Tony

"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."

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Ah - ha, it's a Daisy Repeater.

You know, been there, done that!

Good one nonetheless!!!

I always wanted one of those POWERFUL slide action (pump) Daiseys but settled for a RED RYDER...

"You'll shoot your eye out!"

"There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead."

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Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

I think "9000" is a lot,

How 'bout you?!?



Bill.

Yeah, 9000 is many many!!!Hang in there Dawgie doodle!!!

"When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half."

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An old one:

"Better safe than sorry"

Don't know if it has been posted already but it needs to be repeated often.

"It's not how you die that matters. It's who you take with you."

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Be careful when she SAYS..... 'do what you want.'

She may MEAN..... 'you will pay for this later!!'

When she SAYS "you need to learn to communicate" what she really MEANS is "just agree with me!"

"After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?"

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I think I hear the "fat lady" tuning up - getting ready to sing.

BUT, as the old one-liner goes..........

" It ain't over til it's over! "



Bill.

"Outside of a dog a book is man's bestfriend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read."
--Groucho Marks