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baginsky, probably more like road-kill armadillo..."The other flat, dry, white meat"... :p :arrow:
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"If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it."
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With all this talk about "auctions" and the Corvette 'scam' on ebay it seems worthwhile to again mention the phrase.... "Caveat Emptor." Defined in Webster as "a principle in commerce: without a warranty the buyer takes the risk." In plain English I believe the statement is "Let the buyer beware." Probably could use two or three of these (!!!) also. I readily acknowlege this has probably been 'used' in this thread of one-liners previously. It just seemed like a good time to 'repeat' it. :eek: :eek:  :eek: :eek: Bill.
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"It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere."  :p 
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Never repeat tomorrow what you said today!
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This thread, (rope), must be getting close to the end, the Dog is starting to repeat himself.  Of course by saying that, I’ve just added life to this thing and there will be a stampede to libraries across the world researching one-liners, (much to the annoyance of some). Dan.
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"99% of the lawyers make the rest look bad."  Repeat?
I think I'm a fairly wise person because I'm smart enough to realise I'm not too bright.
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Sorry K1 !
But as the climber said on K2...
"What we gonna do when we get to the end of this rope ??"
(.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y )
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Does this one "fit" ???
Be careful not to cut off your nose to spite your face.
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I know that's what I said, Dog, but saying it seemed to breath life back into the thread.
Dan.
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I got stopped in Arizona by a cop who said I was doing 53 in a 35mph zone, It took awhile but I convinved him I was dislexic........
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Heard from uncle Bill, he said his wife, aunt Blabby got furniture disease! furniture disease says I, yes he said her chest fell into her drawers!............
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"Build a machine an idiot can use, and only an idiot will want to use it." :eek: :eek: :eek:
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"Laws are like sausages… it’s better not to see them being made."
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"Thats close but no cigar".....and only six more till 1000 posts in the thread...........and 33 more members until member #5000 :love:
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Make it 5 " Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades" 
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"That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet"
William Shakespeare
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Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's a genetic thing so they can stand closer to the sink!........I heard that........somewhere.... :confused: 
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