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JYD - "Why Do You Always Get Personal"!
JOHN GILL
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VCCA members have access to a list of over 50 Technical Advisors who can help you with your car. It's worth the price of membership! While you can get a lot of information for free in this forum, sometimes the info that you REALLY need is only available from the right person. This is what "The World's Best Chevrolet Club" is all about!
JOIN THE VCCA TODAY!
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1000..............BINGO.............. 
Gene Schneider
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Backyard Mechanic
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JOHN GILL
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Speaking of Bingo.... According to the old bingo story, what is the 'number' that empties out a Bingo Hall in Baghdad in a real hurry?? B - 52 !!!  
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John gets a thousand. :cool2: .....and the thread set two records.First one to go over 1000 and the first one to stay on subject. 
Gene Schneider
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What a guy you are Gene! You know the answers and you've got a great sense of humor. Nice combination!!  And the one liner is: " Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! " Yeeeeessss!!!! Bill.
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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I think I'm a fairly wise person because I'm smart enough to realise I'm not too bright.
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"There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works!"
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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And I have been overcome by both....But then there is always "age before beauty"
Gene Schneider
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"Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him."
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce." :confused: :confused: :confused:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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One thousand 15 posts AND Thirty fricking pages..... Oh well, here we go..... There are only two times in a man's life when he can't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage!
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Shade Tree Mechanic
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This one liner has been around since I can remember: F@#D - Fix Or Repair Daily
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"I didn't know God made honkey-tonk angels!"
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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"I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to!"
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Hey Skippy, I've got some ideas about 'snap' and 'pop' - but what they heck do you do for 'crackle??'  :confused: :confused: :confused: Bill.
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"Statistics show every two minutes another statistic is created." :confused: :confused: :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Oil Can Mechanic
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Statistics also prove it's safer to drive drunk.
28% of accidents involved drunk drivers.......
So....
72% involved sober drivers!!!
Also.... Here in the UK Chevrolet's must be one of the safest cars around as they do not appear in the "By manufacturer" accident statistics.
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"The idea is to die young as late as possible." :eek: :eek: :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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