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Bumper sticker of the year - "If you can read this, thank a teacher, and being it's in English, thank a military person." 
I think I'm a fairly wise person because I'm smart enough to realise I'm not too bright.
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My wife is always saying "Like IS Not" and I still don't know what it means! Maybe it's a Chevy Term.
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Maybe she is saying "like as not"?
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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You know wives.......They just like saying !!
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail---but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "WOW--- that was fun." 
I think I'm a fairly wise person because I'm smart enough to realise I'm not too bright.
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"It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere." :eek: :eek: :eek: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong???
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"If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will." :eek: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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"Every day, the hummingbird eats its own weight in food. You may wonder how it weighs the food. It doesn't. It just eats another hummingbird."
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Why eat it's own weight?
What if it needs it's weight again?
Why not eat someone elses weight?
AND why sit in food to eats it's own weight?
Thick bird!
No wonder it can't sing & only hums!
I prefer song birds......... On toast!!!!
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"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?" :confused: :confused: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
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'problems' - they're really quite simple AFTER you know the answer.
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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"The more people I meet the more I like my cat."
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A dog looks up to you
A cat looks down on you
Only a pig will look you in the eye!
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I enjoy my own company......Nobody else does 
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"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
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Here's one that "fits-in" with all the talk about the big money at the BJ auction..... " All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy! " Don't tell me it wouldn't be 'fun' to have a big suit case full of hundred's sitting in my closet!! Bill.
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"Eat a live toad in the morning, and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day."
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