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#82113 01/03/06 03:36 AM
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"I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect."

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#82115 01/03/06 10:57 PM
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For those starting to lose their hair:

"Hair today - Gone tomorrow"

sign me - a voice of experience........Bill

p.s. My experience happened a long time ago! bigl bigl bigl

#82116 01/04/06 12:24 AM
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"Honk if you love peace and quiet."

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#82117 01/04/06 08:15 PM
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Is it possible to be totally partial?

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#82118 01/04/06 08:22 PM
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Here is one for Macky Wacky!

"Bad spellers of the world, untie!" (Unite)

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#82119 01/04/06 09:36 PM
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Ok JYD, I would rather be a bad speller than a bad smeller! Arf!..Arf!!


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#82120 01/05/06 12:45 AM
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Negative! If you are a technical writer then being a bad smeller is better than being a bad speller! wink

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#82121 01/05/06 11:37 AM
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...If you are a Dawg, you sure don't want a bad smeller, otherwise how would you smell out your stash of bones...and a whole lot of other important thangs?


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#82122 01/05/06 08:02 PM
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"Give me liberty, or give me a bran muffin!"

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#82123 01/06/06 08:03 AM
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This thread is beginning to get stale. I’ll give it another day or so.
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"If you can't close it... Dan the man can!!"



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#82125 01/06/06 10:30 AM
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"and they lived happily ever after..."


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#82127 01/06/06 10:53 AM
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"Every dog has his say" wink laugh laugh



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#82128 01/06/06 10:54 AM
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Hey no hurry... it only started a little over 3 months ago so whats another couple days? its not like its really moldy just a little stale,....By the way are there any tickets left for the Moderators Ball? :confused: idea yay

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"There's life in the old thread yet!"
or is that dog ?? :confused: :confused:



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#82130 01/06/06 11:08 AM
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"All work and no play is the average school day."

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I thought I'd save this for a bit; but the way it looks, we may not get to Easter.....

The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs!!!

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(If 'old' is more PC, please use 'old' in place of 'senile.' It's up to you.)

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#82133 01/08/06 09:38 PM
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One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

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"Ok. I'm gonna need a hammer, a chisel...maybe a couple of rocket launchers, but this pickle jar WILL come open!"

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#82135 01/09/06 02:59 PM
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Bill, how about Old, decrepid,and senile?????


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How about
Silly ....Senile Old Decrepid ??
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#82137 01/10/06 08:39 AM
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My best one liner EVER!

My mobile workshop carries contact phone numbers for repair work & emergencies.
I was having a bit of an argument with a middle aged 4x4 driver on a narrow street in Canterbury when his wife got out the 4x4....

"I've got your number" Said she waving a mobile phone.

"It'll do you know good" Said I. "I'm gay !"

Got back in the van & drove off feeling very smug with myself.



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