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This blonde pushes her F**d (of course she is pushing it) into a gas station. she tells the mechanic that it died. After he works on it for a few minutes he has it idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
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Hey 42 Bill, You mentioned about the Fifth Grade being the Senior year. You sure it's the fifth and not the sixth? I work with a guy from West Virginia who we kid about being the spelling bee champion of his sixth grade class three years in a row. Now that's being good! 
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Three years in a row!!! Give him "our" congrats also!!! WOW, my hat's off to the Champion!!!  :cool2: Bill.
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Todays mighty oak is just yesterdays nut that held it's ground.
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You can't trust dogs to watch your food. :arrow:
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Hey, all you Grandpa's..... Don't forget this one!!! To the eternal question "Why?" there is an equally simple answer "Because." (Too bad it aint' that simple for husbands, huh?!?!?)  Bill.
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"You know you should go to sleep when the sheep you are counting start to hit the fence."
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"Time is a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician." :eek: 
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"Never wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts" :o :o :o
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"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!"
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"That is so easy, even a cave man could do it!"
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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I've sort of lost my appetite!!!
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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" You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. " Or..... " You can lead your kid to college but you can't make him think. " 
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"Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree."
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"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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At times it is wiser to keep your mouth shut and appear the fool. Than to open it and remove all doubt...
Kevin Marsh
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"No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat." 
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Jerry, also, Have you ever tried herding cats?
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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