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#82013 12/13/05 07:41 PM
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"Realize that no matter what you do, the grocery store check-out line you're in will always take the longest."

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48% of humans believe there is no hell. the other 52% are married.(hope the wifey doesn't read this. laugh laugh ) mike

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From the Mensa Invitational, take a word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, then supply a new definition.

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stop bright ideas from penetrating. The Bozone layer, unfortunately shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.


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"Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted."

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What was Santa doing when he got a virus???

Duh, fooling around on the internet!!

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( Page twenty-four.....whoda thunk it ????? )

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"Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time.. I think I’ve forgotten this before…"

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That sorta sounds like deja vu all over again.....

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"This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation."

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Is “bacteria” singular or plural??

We know the post is plural.

See November 14.....

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Why did the reindeer go over the mountain??

Because they couldn't go under it!!

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"On the other hand......you have different fingers."

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"Its enough to gag a maggot"


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There are only two enterprises that refer to their customers as "users," and one is illegal.

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Hey Dawg,

What's the other one????????

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"I guess I make a better door than a window even though I am a pain."

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Got ya. Thnx, JYD.

Is it better to write a letter to Santa on an empty stomach or a full stomach??


Actually, it's better to write the letter to Santa on paper!!

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Now that's a lousy way to run a railroad!!!

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"Never quit until you have another job."

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Maybe best to not even "mouth off" too much......

Altho it can be real hard to explain such a thing to some of the "hard heads" these days. Probably the same in the "old days" also.

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