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Cool! How about this one:
"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm."
:eek: :eek: :( :( :(
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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VCCA members have access to a list of over 50 Technical Advisors who can help you with your car. It's worth the price of membership! While you can get a lot of information for free in this forum, sometimes the info that you REALLY need is only available from the right person. This is what "The World's Best Chevrolet Club" is all about!
JOIN THE VCCA TODAY!
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War Cemetries SE Asia; the burial sites are marked with bronze plaques recording their anguish and sacrifice with this one-liner:
'WHEN YOU GO HOME TELL THEM OF US AND SAY FOR YOUR TOMORROW WE GAVE OUR TODAY'
Remember all who gave and are giving to keep our freedoms safe...
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Check out the time on the above post...I 'edited' the post before I wrote it....????
Cool...
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Skippy, YOU must have even LESS to do (to occupy your time) than I do!!!!!!!!!!!   Bill.
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Well Bill what's to do after you chase the only car that came by today, buried some bones, chased the neighbor's cat up a tree, and scratched some fleas, ate your dinner and slurped up a couple of cold ones? inventoried the last JYD escapade stuff. Oh!... then go on line and have some fun! I been watching!
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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"I went to a general store. They wouldn’t let me buy anything specific."
:( :( :(
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Backyard Mechanic
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What if there were no hypothetical questions? :confused:
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Backyard Mechanic
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
Are you sure it's mine?...... :confused: :eek: :eek:
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Backyard Mechanic
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It must be mine it got caught in my trap!
JOHN GILL
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On motorcycle racing friends shed wall
"BLOOD SWEAT & GEARS"
"NO BRAKES + NO GEARS = NO FEARS"
He used to race short circuit speedway. He still rides bikes today but not race.
Tony
1938 1/2 ton Hope to drive it before I retire
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Oil Can Mechanic
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Best one liner
"THINK CHEVROLET"
Oxymoron
"THINK F0RD"
(.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y )
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Backyard Mechanic
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Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
Jump in here 007!!!! :confused: :eek:
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Backyard Mechanic
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Whats another word for thesaurus? :confused:
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"See the USA in your Chevrolet"
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"I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges."
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
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Shade Tree Mechanic
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Ol mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard, to get her poor daughter a dress. When she got there, the cupboard was bare......and so was her daughter....I guess..... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Kevin Marsh
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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"Stress is when you wake up screaming, and realize you hadn't gone to sleep yet."  :eek: :rolleyes:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Hey..Are you reading off my paper? :confused:
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Why do driver's education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on mondays-wednesdays-and fridays? Because on tuesday and thursday the Sex education class uses it! :eek: :eek:  
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Speaking of Redneck: You just might be a Redneck if your two-year-old has more teeth than you do. Or, if you call your mom "Aunt Bessy." Or, if you refer to the 5th grade as your "Senior Year."
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