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Go here to see the politically correct and sanitized grave stone inscription: www.corsinet.com/braincandy/graves.html
JOHN GILL
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VCCA members have access to a list of over 50 Technical Advisors who can help you with your car. It's worth the price of membership! While you can get a lot of information for free in this forum, sometimes the info that you REALLY need is only available from the right person. This is what "The World's Best Chevrolet Club" is all about!
JOIN THE VCCA TODAY!
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Backyard Mechanic
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"It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DT's begin" - W. C. Fields
So true!
"I never vote for anyone. I always vote against" - W. C. Fields
JOHN GILL
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Shade Tree Mechanic
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Did you hear about the cow that jumped the barbed wire fence?
It was an utter disaster.
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Backyard Mechanic
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I never get lost everyone tells me where to go........ 
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"I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead." :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Backyard Mechanic
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Man in a ladys room.
Lady: "This is for women!"
Man: "So is this but sometimes I have to run a little water through it!"
JOHN GILL
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Whooops!!! 
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"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dogs back"
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Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars, I thought...."Where the hell is the ceiling?!"
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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The only time I wear shorts is when I golf, that way they laugh at my legs instead of my score. :eek: :o
I think I'm a fairly wise person because I'm smart enough to realise I'm not too bright.
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Oil Can Mechanic
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"Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion."
(.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y )
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That must be another way of saying, "Safe sex is in the palm of your hand."
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Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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OK....
Never ask a "Brake Shop" if they think you need a brake job!!!
Bill.
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"A day without sunshine is like.. well, night." :eek: :eek: :eek: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Now you sound like Macky Wacky!! :( :( :(
"The specialist learns more and more about less and less until, finally, he knows everything about nothing."
"The generalist learns less and less about more and more until, finally, he knows nothing about everything."
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Shade Tree Mechanic
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Whats in the well.....comes up in the bucket
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Appropriate for today:
"Remember Pearl Harbor"
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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Backyard Mechanic
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Ya Know JYD,
Of all your one liners I like this one the best but the others are good also!
"In every Org. etc"
JOHN GILL
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