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"Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!"
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JYD, I guess That is one fact that is self evident!.
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?"
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Shade Tree Mechanic
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From the 1950's:
The only substitute for cubic inches is more cubic inches
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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Oil Can Mechanic
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Wacky & Baginski The female term "Yet" & "Now" come from Nepal. A "Yet" is a female teenage Abominable Snowman. If you meet a "Yeti" or "Yetii" plural. You have to find out if it's male or female. Males have big foreheads & females large pendulous breasts. If it's a male then you run up the mountain because the "Yeti" has to keep stopping to look up to see where you are. If it's a female then you run down the mountain because she has to place a breast over each shoulder to see to run down & she has to keep stopping because they slip forward. "NOW".... if it's a "YET"................ Tough!!!! OK! When do I edit? 
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Backyard Mechanic
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Wow that was beeeeutiful! 
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"Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone"
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Like the woman that disagreed with some statement made by Winston Churchill back in his day. She finally just shouted, "you're so stupid!"
He replied something to the effect of, "Yes madam, that may be. But I could learn and then not be so stupid. YOU on the other hand, will always be ugly."
I have no idea if true or not. But I've heard that 'story' for 50 years.
Bill.
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The speed of time is one second per second! Exactly! :)
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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On the head stone of my all time hero Spike Milligan are the words
"See I told you I was ill"
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" Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. "
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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42bill,"Uncle Sam wants YOU!!"
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Headstone of W.C. Fields - "Better here than Philadelphia".
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One of my favorite places, but......
" Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?? "
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"You can't get there from here".
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I heard the story attributed to Winston Churchill somewhat differently.
Lady yells, "You, sir, are drunk!"
He replies, "That may well be, madam, but tomorrow I'll be sober; you, however, will still be ugly."
JYD, are you going to turn your museum into a theater with a beer consession?
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I thought the W.C. Fields headstone was supposed to read "All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia." Even though he did hate Philadelphia.
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George33Eagle:
I agree with your "corrected" version of the Chruchill story!! I knew something was wrong when I was writing it. I kept going over and over it but couldn't figure it out.
There's no question in my mind that your version is correct. As they say...
" You hit the Nail on the head !! "
Thanks for getting it right!!! Besides being correct, it'a a much better/more humorous 'story' also !!
Bill.
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When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail!!
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George33Eagle: I already have the beer tapper!  "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day." :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
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Are all fisherman liars or do only liars fish??? :eek: :eek: :confused: :eek: :eek:
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