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Hey Gator,
That reminds me of a story I heard of a politcian went out to the Dakotas to an Indian reservation. As he was giving a speech the Indians kept shouting umbaga, umbaga. The politician thought it was great and kept laying it on. Later on they took him for a otur of the reservation, but first gave him a warning. DON'T STEP IN ANY UMBAGA.
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What you don't want your mechanic to say: "Well, that's close enough for government work!" A classic: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"  :eek: 
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Takes her two hours to watch 60-minutes.
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I must be thinking of the same person..... She's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other one is out looking for it!!   Bill.
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She would argue with a signpost.
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"Dumber than a stump!" :eek:
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If you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd be paying way too much!
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As one angle was saying to another, I told my wife, "OVER MY DEAD BODY!!" 
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At least I got all the letters right but maybe mixed up.  :p
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When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
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"My husband was not speeding officer! I never let him speed when he is drunk".
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She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them!!
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I think I'm a fairly wise person because I'm smart enough to realise I'm not too bright.
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The number one cause of divorce is....Marriage.
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days, then the mud fell off!
My wife told me the car wasn't running very well, it has water in the carburetor..I asked where it was, she said "In the Lake."
I take my wife everywhere.....
but she keeps finding her way back!
Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little food, beverage and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
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Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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Mr. Mack,
The one liners are great! I appreciate his humor now that I am older more than I did when I was younger.
What does that mean?
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John Gill,Grasshopper...Maybe it means you stop to ask question now, before you forge on ahead at full speed into the mouths of one hundred hungry tigers, or something like that....
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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I wonder why my wife never cared for Red Skelton? Or Rodney Dangerfield for that matter?
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The sign on the dash in my son's big block '69 Camaro: "Get in, sit down, hold on, and shut up" 
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For a big block '69 Camaro, I think it would be more accurate to say: "Get in, sit down, shut up and.......HOLD ON!!"
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" A chip off the old block!!! "
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" The old guys are few and far between. "
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