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Do not staple, spindle or mutilate.
(And why is that “warning” always on the ones where you’d like to do just that?!?!?)
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...or it comes from the Post Office that way!!!!!!
The fellow who thinks himself a wit is usually half right.
Dan.
Together we can do anything. The impossible just takes longer.
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 To decide not to decide, is to decide. Stuart
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Dear God,
I am doing the best I can.
Really !!!!
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Just speaking hypothetically, have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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The Ebay description says...........
"Only xxx miles on the odometer. No documentation; but this low mileage original car is in great condition and the mileage is probably correct."
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When my co-workers 6 or 7 year old car broke down when his wife was taking the kids to school. and she asked him why, he said:
"That car never was new!"
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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I heard that somewhere and it led to a 19 year term (marriage), I have since been released.
Tony
1938 1/2 ton Hope to drive it before I retire
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Hey JYD,
That sounds like a restored Chevy Truck!
"Nothing works like a Chevy Truck".
"See the USA in your Chevrolet"!
Chat Group Chapter Member
Current rides;
1968 Camaro rs/SS 350 4spd
2000 Blazer LT
2005 Malibu Maxx
2007 Acura TDX
Last total restoration;
1932 Sport Coupe
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For Tony: "Please release me and let me go!" 
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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....."I don't love you anymore"....
"Please release me... and let me love again."
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence." :eek: :eek: :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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After doing "day-care-duty" all day long yesterday for 3 grand kids, ages 3, 5 and 8, I think the best "one liner" of all time may be:
Grandpa, why is ……………. ???
You can fill in your own impossible to answer question.
At least “impossible” to answer so that any kid (or adult ??) would understand what the heck you’re talking about!!!
Bill.
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I never realized what true happiness was until I got married. (And I didn't see it again for 25 years. Now I'm happily single again.)
Steve
'25 Superior "K", '79 Corvette , '72 Corvette LT-1 & 1965 Corvette Coupe
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How come there is always so much of the month left at the end of the money.
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That is one whale of a good question, butcher!!
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More Yogi Berra...... "This is like deja vu all over again." "You can observe a lot just by watching." (What a "character" he must have been!!!) Bill.
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"I'm glad you asked that question"...when a person is asked a question that is difficult to answer.
Gene Schneider
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I was looking to purchase an old chevy that had been sitting for quite a few years and asked the owner if it ran. He replied:
"It ran the last time I started it up."
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Yeah, you see that kinda Krap-ola on eBay all the time. For instance, a recent radio description included the phrase,
"...it was working when we took it out of the car..."
:confused: :eek: :eek: :confused:
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What John Wayne said I think in 'She wore a Yellow Ribbon' applies to my cars;
"Got a long way to go and a short time to get there"
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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" I'd rather have a sister in the whore-house than a brother in a F**d". mikie
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Via an airplane: I think we're slowing down. We must be about ready to land.
Via a train: I think we're slowing down. We must be coming to the station.
Via a car: We're slowing down. The engine doesn't seem to be running. Maybe we've run out of gas.
Bill.
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