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"Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say, ' Don't trust anyone over 30. ' "
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VCCA members have access to a list of over 50 Technical Advisors who can help you with your car. It's worth the price of membership! While you can get a lot of information for free in this forum, sometimes the info that you REALLY need is only available from the right person. This is what "The World's Best Chevrolet Club" is all about!
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over without success and then doing it again and hoping that the result will be different!
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"He who hesitates is lost!" :( :( :(
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"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"Twice as much".... Twenty-two pages.....  Bill.
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Oxymorons are cool too: "That's a Definite Maybe." "That's an Exact Estimate"  Bill.
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"Airline Food" :rolleyes: :eek: :rolleyes: Diet Ice Cream" :love:  :love:
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Do not pass go, do not collect $200
The one I always hated;
Go directly to jail.
Or what we often see on the "freeways" that ain't free.
Stop ahead, pay Toll.
all slow traffic keep right.
I guess everyone else can keep on being wrong?
You gotta luv it!
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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Here's one with "credit" to Antique Mechanic, Chev Gene and me:
"Buy Low - - Sell High!!!"
Bill.
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Here is one that I have liked for years:
"Like new, only used once!" :eek: :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"Only one owner from new."
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Backyard Mechanic
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"Is your blood sugar off again"
JOHN GILL
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"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
Bill.
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How many times have we experienced this one:
"A 50' foot car"
Some times the footage is more or less...LOL
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"It must be jelly, jam don't shake like that!"
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I've told you once or twice!
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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Did your mom every say,
"Don't swing that stick around, you'll poke out somebody's eye!"
"If I've told you once I've told you a hundred times, the answer is NO!"
Bill.
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"Young man, You are going to be the death of me, ...yet!"
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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"She still has the bullet in her yet"
"Mama, what is her yet?"
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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"You can't get there from here"
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"But you said you were going to cook"
JOHN GILL
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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How many times did we heard this when we were kids?:
"If ___?___ jumped off the roof, would you?"
How many times did we say it when we were raising our kids?
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"The dinner was great dear"!!
Maybe some day I'll try!
JOHN GILL
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