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"A day late and a dollar short." 
I think I'm a fairly wise person because I'm smart enough to realise I'm not too bright.
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We were so poor we had no bread, only toast!
We were so poor couldn't afford potatoes, had to eat fries !
(.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y )
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I walked to school in a driving snowstorm 5 miles up hill both ways, for 13 years.
I got kicked out of the third grade of school ,for not shaveing.
If you feel froggey, just go ahead and JUMP!
Bumper sticker on the back of a F0RD:
"If any parts fall off this car , keep them, they will fit your car better than this one anyway"
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Yep... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:  :arrow: 
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Start slow and taper off......
Bill.
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What have YOU done for YOUR club lately?
:confused: :eek: :confused:
(Asknowledgement to JFK.)
Bill Barker
Previous VCCA CHAT Administrator
(VCCA Member: 9802)
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Similar to JFK.....
Don't ask what your club can do for you; ask what you can do for your club.
Bill.
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How can you ever "get" too much of Yogi......
You can observe a lot by just watching.
If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
Baseball is 90% mental - the other half is physical.
90% of the putts that are short don't go in.
Bill.
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Turned 70 today [actual fact] but I only concider my self 60 because I didn't start chasing girls until I was 10 so I don,t count those first 10 yrs. That wasn't living.  :rolleyes:
I think I'm a fairly wise person because I'm smart enough to realise I'm not too bright.
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'Appy burfday to yoo 'Appy burfday to yoo Does your wife know your still chasing girls Jerrygolf.!! Here's to the next 60.
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"if it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all"
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Gator, I may not agree with what you say but I will defend your right to say it.
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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Oh the other hand you CAN'T yell "fire" in a crowded theatre!!
Just like everything else, "you" can only push the envelope so far.
Bill.
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"If you bend it until it breaks......then it is broken!" :eek: :p :)
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Here's the old line about "assume." "Never assume - it can make an '[bleeped]' out of 'u' and 'me'." Here's an example from Laurel and Hardy..... Ollie: "Didn't I just tell you I was going to be married ?" Stan: "Who to ?" Ollie: "Why a woman of course. Did you ever hear of anybody marrying a man ?" Stan: "Sure." Ollie: "Who ?" Stan: "My sister."   Bill.
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Make up your mind.....
And don't take all day!!!
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Orange Crushed!!   Bill.
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Who among us remembers Amos and Andy?
Andy: Well, hello Amos, how's things
Amos: Well Andy I's goin ta see my uncle in Brazil.
Andy: Amos, I hears it's 110 in da shade in Brazil.
Amos: Dat's okay Andy, you don't think I'z dumb enough to go in da shade, duz ya?
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Per JYD's suggestion / request. As I recall he said, "Ya, those belong in the one-liner thread. They will do more good there! " Remember guys, honey attracts more flies than vinegar. Oft times it isn't "what" you say; but "how" you say it!!! Bill.
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A HORN - "If you hold it up in the air it will work"!
No ground required!
JOHN GILL
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" If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments !!! "
(I'm sure you could change "car" payments to "house" payments or "Visa Card" payments etc. etc.)
Bill.
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