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been there, done that.....
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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The devil finds work for idle hands.
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Don't air your dirty linnen in public.
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Laugh & the world laughs with you
(I've already proved this wrong)
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Life is hard. It's even harder if you're STUPID!!  :( Bill.
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Empty vessels make the most noise ! 
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Words that some live by:
"Ignorance is bliss"
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Here's a one-liner that appears to be another version of Gator's Thumper slogan at the bottom of his posts.....
"If you can't say anything good about anyone don't say anything at all." - - - - "Papa" (My grandfather Abraham Lincoln Turner)
I have NO idea who Abraham Lincoln Turner is / was.
Bill.
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A friend of mine, many years ago, joined the KKK. As he matured he later became a U.S Senator.
Reflecting back he wished he had not joined the KKK but it was to late. It was on his record!
Now if a person joins the VCCA and later decides it was a mistake; how could he get it off of his record, so an orginization, (where they like each other,) would accept him???
When you call a person "STUPID" it makes you look more intelligent.
This is a true story only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
JOHN GILL
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Hey John,
Interesting story and a good point; but it doesn't appear to be a one-liner.....
Whatever............
Bill.
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I always chuckle when I hear somebody say:
"He's on a working vacation."
I'm not sure if it's a one-liner or an oxymoron.
Pretty weird, whatever it is!!
Bill.
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"Never get in a P---ing contest with a skunk"
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You snooze - you lose!  Bill.
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LIKE YOUR G&D..."ITS IN THE MAIL"! ..... STILL...SOMEWHERE....
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One that I have to remind myself of sometimes when working on old cars is: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" 
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I like that one.
Probably worth repeating.
We're not going to repeat all of them, are we??
Bill.
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Does this ever have to end?
The thread, I mean......
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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Well probably not. Unless there's some "limit" as to what the computer can "hold."
But I do hope we don't just start repeating a whole bunch of them......
That seems sorta dumb.
Bill.
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How about ones that contradict each other, like: "Look before you leap" vs. "He who hesitates is lost" What to do?...
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"Keep your nose to the grindstone."
"Keep your shoulder to the wheel."
"Keep your eye on the ball."
Now, try to work from that position.
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Good one George33Eagle...while doing that you also have to "Keep your eye on the prize" LOL
I guess we had the same thought at the same time, George...
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Hello Gator,
I already have all the prizes. What I want now is substance and I will stand on my head if necessary to get it.
"A stitch in time saves nine"
JOHN GILL
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