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Tear the fork out of your night dress
Blind man be pleased to see it
Man on a galloping horse wont see it
1938 1/2 ton Hope to drive it before I retire
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When I was a kid I was so poor I couldn't pay attention!
Oxymoron: Army Intelligence
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2017 GMC Canyon
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"I feel so low that I have to look up to see down!" :eek: :eek: :eek:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"Left handers are the only people in their right minds!" :p 
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"Oh Man......I did it again!!" :( :( :(
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"You can't fire me......I quit!" :eek: :eek:  
The Mangy Old Mutt
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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Here's one from the mid-1950's that was popular in junior high school in California: "That's a burn!" :p
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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Hey JYD,
If you keep doing eight posts when you could do just one, you'll be at 50,000 posts before you know it !!!!!
Nice Work, I guess!?!?!?!
Bill.
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The greatest (worst ??) oxymoron of all time.....
A " happily married " man!
Bill.
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Oil Can Mechanic
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Not often I'm right. But I'm wrong again !
(.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y )
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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Backyard Mechanic
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"Short people have no body - no body to love"!!!
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My old boss had a Napoleonic complex and could not stand UP to criticism!! We would always ask him to stand up and be recognized.
He would say - I am standing up!!
JOHN GILL
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That must have made a real "burn" in your former boss' shorts.
Great line, John. I've used it many times in the past myself!!!
Bill.
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Backyard Mechanic
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Dance with the one that brung ya
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Your mama sure dressed you funny.
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I'll throw you out when I find how you got in.
How Sweet the roar of a Chevy four!
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Think about this one for a while. It's a smart child who knows its own father.
How Sweet the roar of a Chevy four!
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"I don't know go ask your father." then "I don't know go ask your mother."
How Sweet the roar of a Chevy four!
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How's that Dogface? At this rate I will catch you in 2093. Guess they better get working harder on stem cells for me to make it.
How Sweet the roar of a Chevy four!
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"We were so poor that at Christmas time my Mom had to cut holes in our pockets so we had something to play with."  
I think I'm a fairly wise person because I'm smart enough to realise I'm not too bright.
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