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i believe gator is referring to the lower end of the bowels. Buttock-opening? mike
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But what's the punch line? :confused:  Could it be..? "Nobody really want's to hear them ??"
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Some old Royal Navy ones! If it can't be moved "Paint it" If it can be moved "Ditch it" (Throw overboard) If it moves on it's own "Salute it" You can take the bag off now I wanna kiss yer! When I enlisted the Dead Sea wasn't even sick. Many more but unsuitable for this site. Kipper 
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How about "belly button" for the body part (Nice version)?
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"Opinion? If I wanted your opinion, I'd beat it out of you."
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Larry said it: "you're making more noise than a cow ****in on a flat rock". mike
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"She is so fat, if you told her to haul-[bleeped] she'd have to make two trips".
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Because of all of the strange/weird offers I get in my email I have to keep this one in mind first:
"If it is too good to be true; it's not"
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more of "Larry Said It" -- I'll get to that the second tuesday of next week.
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"What Stop Sign?" Vern. Now you hold the gun on me while I take a drink!!
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That guy is a couple of hotdogs short of a picnic!
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He is crippled too high to crutch!
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"Hey Sailor, go get me 200 ft. of shoreline and a bucket of steam".
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Last total restoration;
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Get a "Sky hook to raise steam?" Kipper
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WD40 = Kidology juice! (Don't do much but sure makes you feel better) Just add Coke to taste! kipper
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"Oh no! Now you have done it! You let the smoke out!" :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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WD40 vs MMO vs. Blaster battle...
"I thought I was wrong once but I wasn't"
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Gator, you were...
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Ok, so what is the battle? all three products have a different application and a different purpose than the other two.
WD-40 Displaces water in electrical devices ( primary use) and is also a solvent that removes sticky stuff, grease and grime,, Marvel Mystery Oil is a upperlube for I.C. engines and P.B.Blaster is a penetrating oil and a lubricant for rusted up threads???
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"Somebody let the cat out of the bag."
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"Won't wonders ever cease."
I think I'm a fairly wise person because I'm smart enough to realise I'm not too bright.
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Hey JYD: I think you've been watching too much of the "Oprah" (Winfrey) Show!!  :eek: :eek: Bill.
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No MMO this side of the pond or PB Blaster. We have WD40, Duck Oil, PDQ & K9P.  Kipper
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