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"If It Doesn't Work Over There.....It Won't Work Over Here!" :eek: :eek: :eek:
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"I Know what I'm doing" :eek: kipper 
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I once worked with a computer/systems analyst who did not speak English well. One day he was going to work on some problems with the computers, and told us:
"I'm going to shoot a trouble."
And still like the old Mark Twain quote.
"The cost of living hasn't affected it's popularity." - Mark Twain
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:love: Well done Gator, I've just been looking at other topics & all the well posted seem to be originated by you. Good one.  Kipper
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To quote Yogi again Kipper,
"that is too much of a coincidence to be a coincidence".
LOL
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"Ya Can't Put A Round Peg In A Square Hole!"  :)
The Mangy Old Mutt
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"Even a blind hog finds an acorn once in a while"
"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a longhaired whiskey-drinking liar from any direction"
"Don't wrestle with a pig. You get muddy and the pig enjoys it"
"Dig a well before you get thirsty"
" I would not argue with you, if you were correct"
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Originally posted by CuChiRVN:
"Don't wrestle with a pig. You get muddy and the pig enjoys it"
Class ! Pure class ! kipper
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Current rides;
1968 Camaro rs/SS 350 4spd
2000 Blazer LT
2005 Malibu Maxx
2007 Acura TDX
Last total restoration;
1932 Sport Coupe
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Sometimes in life it's best to remember the First Rule Of Wing-Walking "Never let go of what you have until you have a hold on something else." 
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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"He isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer!" :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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"If a frog had a glass butt, it would only hop once"
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"He Is Not The Sharpest Nail In The Box!" :eek: :eek: :eek:
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my son-in-law's recently deceased father had a bunch of one liners. my daughter composed a list of the best, printed them out, read them at the service then gave all attending a copy. they are known as "Larry Said It Best". i'll post em periodically. "you done shuffling the cards yet, or are ya trying to wear the tits off the queens?" mike
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Gator! Well, I can`t remember what Thumper said! "All`s well, that ends well" "A bird in the hand, is worth two in the bush" "You can lead a horse to water, but ya can`t make him drink" etc-etc- Really! What did Thumper say????????  :confused: :confused:
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Oh yeah! Let`s not forget "Miss Goody Two Shoes". so "If it ain`t broke, don`t fix it"
Four doors are great
Hoppy
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"If you can't say something nice don't say anything at all" Thumper the rabbit...from Bambi
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"Opinions are like ___?____(fill in your favorite single body part) everybody has one"
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Well Gator that narrows it down somewhat, because many body parts come in pairs, or multiple parts...so that eliminates legs, feet, knees ankles, eyes, ears, arms, fingers, lips, OK,I give up, What is it that everyone has one of like an opinion?????????
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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Is it belt buckles!!!
Eye brows??
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Originally posted by Gator:
"Opinions are like ___?____(fill in your favorite single body part) everybody has one" 'cause they smell (Stink)? A mans Dangly bits ? It's dangerous to air them in public ? Chins ? We tend to have more than one. Wind ? Nothing but hot air & causes a stink ? Not really a body part. Bellies ? They get in the way of relationships? Your ugly bits ? Best kept to yourself ? "ugly bits" same as "Dangly bits" Your waist ? Best kept under your belt ? kipper
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